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believe in something stupid, and be that useful idiot
thank you for supporting communism
thanks for all of our customers for buying our overpiced junk

hAIR Jordan


Company

WELCOME TO

JUST DO-DO IT, INC.


JUST DO-DO IT, Inc. is a team comprised of the Just, Do, Do, and IT brands driven by a shared purpose to leave an enduring woke impact.

Who We Are

With a global slavery footprint, a culture of mega profits and CEO’s “my-salary”-first mentality, we take action to create a future of continual socialist progress for over-paid spoiled athletes, mega-sports, and our democracy

No Americans allowed!

At a Glance

143%

of JUST DO-DO IT’s leadership positions are held by lizard aliens from outer space. 🛸 🦎

.0078%

un-renewable energy in owned or operated facilities, up from .0048% in FY20.

$997.7M

invested in JUST DO-DO IT, Inc.'s fiscal year 2021 to drive stupid in communities around the world through smoking weed.

Leadership

Meet our team.

Philip Dark-Knight
he won’t leave us alone Emeritus guy

Marke Mark Peter-Parker
board room tough guy

John Don-A-Hoe
Big Boss

Dr. Smuge Dog-gon-it
Chief Suckup Officer

Moaning Mathison
Chief In-Humane Officer

Dr. Thomas Mengele-Clark
Chief mad scientist and “innovator”